A Day In The Life Of An Ivermectin "Advocate"
In my version of Robert Malone's "Friday Funnies," I thought I would share a humorous email exchange I had with a massive list-serv group of physicians on the topic of ivermectin and horse poop.
I found a funny email exchange from many months ago, taken from an email list-serv of a major Texas health system that I was a member of for a while. In the beginning of that list-serv there were interesting and somewhat cordial debates about emerging data on numerous aspects of Covid, whether it be treatments, vaccines or the main controversial topic which was the nation’s first proposed (pre-Biden) vaccine mandate for all their employed physicians.
The cordiality unfortunately did not last forever. This was not unexpected given the information asymmetry between those who were skeptical of the jabs and mandates after compiling numerous sources of truly worrying adverse data vs. those with a seemingly unshakeable faith in the “safe and effective” narrative propagated by the “system” and its purported “leaders” (i.e the alphabet agencies and the high impact alphabet journals - NEJM, JAMA, BMJ etc).
I rarely contributed but found the conversations helpful to learn about the thinking and data citations of each “side.” However, one day I read an exchange which prompted me to jump in.
The exchange started like this:
Hello, I am a neurologist doing IOM via telemedicine from home exclusively. For years I have been required by all my facilities to get a flu shot every year even though I NEVER enter the facilities. Now I am being required to be fully Covid vaccinated by all the facilities.
One of my absolute favorite posters on that forum responded quickly and hilariously:
B, You are required to be jabbed against every single variant of covid, to infinity and beyond, no matter if you live in a positive pressure space suit in a Biolevel IV lab, because the covid virus is able to instantaneously teleport everywhere in time and space to infect and kill us all.The covid virus can also clearly transport via radio waves, wi-fi, cell towers and fiber. Wrapping ourselves in tinfoil is the only way to go through life, clearly. Logically, that is the only way to be safe. M
Then one of my absolute least favorite posters jumped in with an unprovoked attack against my boy ivermectin:
You forgot about rubbing horse shit all over your body 2x a day, because apparently that is protective against covid as well, but only if the horse has already been given ivermectin first. Not only with that help protect you, but will certainly encourage social distancing.
Pretty funny actually. Good one. Then I thought about it some more and decided I would explore the soundness of his hypothesis:
It is indeed true that if you did rub shit from an ivermectin-fed horse it would likely be insanely protective based on the trials of ivermectin in prevention of COVID now up to 13 trials (at the time) which include over 13,000 patients (diagram of the meta-analysis Forest plot showing near uniform, large, and highly statistically significant protective effects - note the randomized and observational designs show same results. Also, full disclosure, like the vaccines - these trials were not done in the Delta variant - higher and/or more frequent doses likely needed in Delta. See below
Now, we need to explore the soundness of this proposal to rub horsehit all over our bodies to protect against Covid. The salient research questions are two:
1) Is there sufficient ivermectin in the feces of horses to be effective in prevention?
a. Based on reports of collie dogs showing signs of ivermectin induced neurotoxicity after eating horse feces, one could argue there is sufficient ivermectin in horse shit to prevent COVID (collie dogs (all good boys and girls) unfortunately possess a unique mutation amongst mammals which renders them susceptible to ivermectin neurotoxicity - this is not meant to suggest that humans get neurotoxicity outside truly massive overdoses of ivermectin)
2) Does transdermal administration of ivermectin lead to effective blood and tissue concentrations?
a. It is true that numerous studies have shown that blood levels after transdermal administration are lower than oral and unpredictable, however they are certainly not zero and if the entire body was covered in horse shit twice a day as suggested, might even be considerable
b. Several practitioners I know in South Africa have long used horse paste trans-dermally in humans by having them rub it over their stomach in the treatment of several diseases (including more recently, COVID) and found it to be clinically effective in all.
So, ultimately, although rubbing horse shit all over you twice a day is almost certainly an effective prevention approach, I would argue that it is probably better to enter into and win the insanely stupid and deceitful arguments put forth by arrogant retail pharmacists who refuse to fill legal, valid ivermectin prescriptions. These “wins” vs. the Pharmacists will become even more satisfying knowing that you won’t have to continually collect and then store piles of horse shit in your house to protect against COVID-19 (urban dwellers will find this option likely more challenging anyway).
Hope this helps :)- Pierre
Pierre Kory, MD, MPA
President & Chief Medical Officer
Front-Line Covid-19 Critical Care Alliance
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Hilarious - thanks for posting, Dr. Kory! I needed a laugh, having experienced many “days in the life”, being an IVM advocate. Sometimes I think there is no sanity left in the world & I appreciate your reminders that there is some, one only needs to know where to look for it.
We must start investing in 100% pure Ivermectin-fed thoroughbreds with highest quality pure synthetic excrement logs.